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garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.
"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"
by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011
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garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
by thdang April 11, 2019
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miami gardens

A town formally known as Carol City best described as murder gardens
There is so many unsolved murders in Miami Gardens
by Smilez970 October 10, 2015
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Over the Garden Wall

Over the Garden Wall is an amazing and beautiful American animated television miniseries created by Patrick McHale for Cartoon Network. Like seriously it's so good
Person 1: Have you watched over the garden wall?
Person 2: No
Person 1: fuck you
by Tree branches and leaves March 14, 2021
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Garden Beige

1. When you get shampoo or soap in your but crack while taking a shower and it dosnt get rinsed out befor the shower is over. over the course of the day it will turn into a sticky slime known as Garden Beige
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)
man i didnt rinse off good enough in the shower, now i got bad garden beige, im going to have to stop by the restroom and whipe!
by 815kush August 31, 2010
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gardenape

From the greek origin garden and latin ape...a gardenape is a yardape that is not cool enough or good enough to be called an actually yardape that especially enjoy bolfing
Brock: Ray is the biggest gardenape because he cant even bolf right

Matt: Yea I know definitely not cool enough to be a yardape though.

Brock: Yea maybe if he could bolf right, steal red wagons, or ride them along the great wall at great speeds.

Matt: Yea that mangina hes got is also stopping him from becoming yardape quality because that wouldnt fit the definition of yardape subsection f.
by StayGoldenPonyBoy May 4, 2009
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garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.
My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.
by drhominidae April 11, 2010
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