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Atheism is growing

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Whether you like it or not, this is actually happening in my country (America), and also most of the other Western countries, contrary to what some butthurt conservative added in as the above definition. Let's face it- whether they want to admit it or not, EVERYONE on the Religious Reich knows that this is happening, and yet many of them are pretending that it is not, and instead repeatedly, desperately insisting that atheism is "declining". BULLSHIT. Statistics have shown that we actually ARE growing. And also, if we were declining, then all of the conservatives wouldn't be all freaked out about us. I find it quite funny whenever I see them trying to flog a horse that they keep insisting is dead and decaying. :)
Some Fundie: Atheism is declining! Woo-hoo! We're finally overcoming the oppression! Which means that we must put an end to this growing threat, before it turns America into a communistic despotism!
Person who uses common sense: You're full of shit! Atheism is growing.
Some Fundie: *triggered* LIAAAAAAAAAAR! STAHP PEWSECUTING MEEEEE!!!!
Person who uses common sense: Just look at the statistics if you don't be-
Some Fundie: "LA, LA, LA LA LA! I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!"
Person who uses common sense: *FACEPALM*
by R0-84N November 12, 2018
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Groving

To gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. Groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.

The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.
"Dude, did you see William totally groving his wife on Facebook the other day? He status was, 'William is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it...'

"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!

"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"
by Governor Neil Diamond February 18, 2009
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Growing Wood

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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Growing a metal

Hey i just saw a girl and I’m growing a metal
by Fates_Envy September 30, 2019
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Growing

The participation in the ridiculousness that occurs when in the presence of Christopher Grow
Will the both of you stop Growing back there and come up here to make pizzas?
by KingZane May 15, 2014
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growing a tail

When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.
My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.
by Super Taco August 7, 2006
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Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately
Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately
by Timmy March 14, 2003
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