A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.
by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019
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Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.
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The best section there is about football on Yahoo Answers. The section might have a number of trolls but thats what makes it unique no other section is like that. It has had it's reputation for invading section. The section has mainly fans from Club America,Club Deportivo Guadalajara and Cruz azul.
User:"Why is the Mexican football section better than the Scottish section?"
other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!
Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul
other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!
Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul
by mfsRules April 14, 2010
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i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him
by FtblAdxmisanonce May 28, 2019
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ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
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Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
by TerabyteTom May 28, 2020
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''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
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