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1) Being excessively forgetful about unimportant little details about most things so often, that you actually start forgetting the things that matter. And then you tick someone off real bad. And then You get away with it real smooth by being cute and wide eyed.
2) Fresh and juicy
def1:
Guy: we've spoken about this before! remember?
Girl (all wide eyed and confused): Yeah... uh... you sure?... I dont really remember (pouts)... and im sorry.
Guy: Haha, you're such a frooti... Ah, its cool, dont worry bout it.

def2:
"Oh, I dated her in college... Hot piece of work, sure had a lot of frooti in her."

Frooti by M.s. creations April 26, 2009
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Someone who is amazingly talented. She is the kind of girl who is friends with everyone, and who everyone wants to be friends with. She is smart, funny, kind, friendly .Some even call her the most beautiful. She is the girl who is liked by everybody who meets her. She seems innocent, but she's fun and wild. She's smart, and quick witted.
Hey, I met this girl frooti last night. She was amazing!
Or
That girl was so fine, she could be Frooti
Frooti by Tereza smith November 21, 2021
Friends who enjoy cooking and experimenting with new foods and recipes. They often share private photos amongst common "froodies" who have an appreciation for cooking.

Friend + foodie = froodie
I made Salmon with Black Garlic Glaze for dinner last night. I sent a photo of it to my fellow froodie, Jessica.
Froodie by Call me SJ December 7, 2016

froition 

the point an afro haircut reaches the critical mass necessary to be called a true fro.
When your afro has grown to the point it can be picked out and looks good. Once you reach this level you have officially achieved froition.
froition by Twis August 25, 2013

FROSTILE 

When the bitter cold makes you angry.
We should warm up in this bar before I get FROSTILE. It's even worse than when I get hangry.
FROSTILE by BoomerJr February 25, 2015

Frostin' 

A word used in place of "chill" or "cool"
Frostin'. You frostin'. He- she- me... frostin'. Frostin'; frostinology; the study of frostin'.

Person 1: "She looks cool."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's frostin'."

"That is so frostin'!"
"Stop trying to make frostin' happen! It's not going to happen!"
Frostin' by hellafrostin May 10, 2014

Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.
Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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