skin flute

a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat

i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

flute

One of the best instruments to ever be played. The people that hate it either listened to some half-assed idiot's attempt at music or are jealous because they know they'll never be cool enough to play it. Can be played solo, in a band or orchestra, small ensemble, or even a rock band such as Jethro Tull. It is a dificult instument that requires many hours of practice but it's all worth it cause when you're good, you're damn good.

Females AND males can play it. And yes, straight males. Some of the best floutists are STRAIGHT males.

So stop hatin on us, 'cause you're just jealous. At least we're not obnoxious like damn trumpeteers.

Yeah, I play the flute. 'Cause I'm awesome unlike you.

by TheDoorMouse February 10, 2010

Flute

the highest instrument in the band excluding the piccollo and the section that requires the least amount of instruction or watching ovr from the band director (this includes for learning visual drills when marching) so basically the only thing that keeps our band directors from commiting suicide.
contrary to popular belief flutes are not airheads also generally the most well behaved and mature section

BAND DIRECTOR(BD)-ok low brass play thru it again and trumpets shut up!(half the class later its rdy to b put w/ the melody)
BD-flutes lemme hear ur part (play it once awesomely)
BD-good now lets put it all together

BD-(while setting drill) ok everyone but u four sit down for a min(u four is a few flutes) i wanna put in this visual and since u guys r the smartest well try it w/ u first
TRUMPETS AND BRASS SHUT IT

by TeeTizzle December 10, 2009

Champagne Flute

When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.

I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.

by Deecon February 21, 2011

Chocolate Flute

A large, toilet plugging turd

The hotel bathroom was plugged by a chocolate flute

by Big Sue April 26, 2004

flute

A silver, long, hollow, instrutment.

A flute sounds very beautiful.

by flutist January 31, 2005

Nose flute

The nose. Used as an instrument. Your index finger closes ur left nostril, and u make a noise. Your other finger closes the right nostril to play different sounds.

What instrument do you play?

The nose flute.

by Hugo January 24, 2004