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fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010
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flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown
On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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Flusterated

When a mother or women is frusterated and flustered at the saem time, usaly when a mother is bitchy for no reason.
My mom was so flusterated last night
by JTB773 March 15, 2009
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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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flusterchuck

the term used to describe a person in the act of being/becoming flustered and/or frustrated.
My housemate has his weed, but cannot find the bong. He is now flusterchucking.
by bigGrillups April 9, 2009
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flootered

Dude I was so flootered last night
by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017
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flusterblustery

adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking
Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?
by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007
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