Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

fingernailpiss

1. An exclamatory term used to describe surprise, excitement, anger, or pain.

2. Used to describe a state of unpleasantness or discomfort.

Abbreviated FNP and pronounced "effinpee" as an abbreviation.

1. (Stubs toe) "Ahh fingernailpiss that hurt!"
2. "Fingernailpiss, you scared me!"
3. "She looks like fingernailpiss."
4. "FNP! I forgot to turn in that homework assignment!"

by Anthony Fleck April 1, 2008

coon fingering

Incessantly playing with, toying with, examining, handling an object.

Removing a handgun from it's holster for no reason other than to display it to another person. "Stop coon fingering your gun"

by lectric102002 January 11, 2014

Fingering

When a man sticks one or more fingers up a woman's vagina and moves it up and down(best used with lubrication) for sexual pleasure.

Last night was the best time i had in my life, Josh was fingering me furiously. We both lied on the bed and he started fingering me by squirting KY(lubricant) all over his hands and my pussy, then he stuffed his fingers in and moved it up and down furiously and he got my cum all over his fingers.

by NickRock May 18, 2005

jewish fingering

When someone is looking through a vending machine for money

Hey did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine.

by Puddydestroyer9000 February 25, 2014

fingering

to put u finger up ur vagina and get vv wet n pleasure. rub ur clit before n it only gets better.

tonight i was really horny so i have fingered myself cummon girls if u are a finger virgin what is wrong with u??????? fingering is sooo fun n gets u sooo happy lol

by AlannahBAnana rentree December 14, 2006

National Fingering Day

On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.

I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day

by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018