peter feldersnatch

a completely made up name, made up of a slang term for the cock ("peter"), an action word ("felt"), & an object ("her snatch"

a fake porno name

I'm Peter Feldersnatch. This is my brother Howie Feldersnatch. This is my cousin Big Dick Feldersnatch.

by Da Nastee One December 14, 2006

marty feldman

A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.

"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."

by V_T June 2, 2008

Felsted

When some thing is ‘Felsted` it means something is a bit posh and full of them self. It comes from Felsted in Essex, uk, a school full of rich chavs who relies on daddy’s money and only has friends because they have a fit mum.

‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

‘Felsted prick`

‘Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

‘LMAO bit Felsted, mate’

by Lola9292 May 14, 2019

felt

The act of taking all of an opponent's chips in a poker game, leaving him with nothing in front of him but the felt on the poker table.

"Simon just got felted with pocket rockets."

by ChrisTA87549 October 20, 2008

felatrice

A woman who has the skill of giving oral sex to a man.

You are an exalted felatrice.

by Dawn83 February 19, 2008

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

Barbara Feldon

(n) In Poker, a pair of nines

This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."

You've got a pair of eights, but I've got Barbara Feldon!

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005