"Why are you in such a bitchy mood?"
"Sorry, I am so hungover, we were drinking forbidden juice last night."
"Sorry, I am so hungover, we were drinking forbidden juice last night."
by drunkaf October 31, 2011
Formal name for the rim of the toilet bowl. Should never be sat on for reasons the known as the four p's: Piss, Poop, Puke, Period.
Stumbling home after a night of drinking, Rookie sat down to take a shit, but forgot to put down the lid on the thrown and sat on the Forbidden Seat. Next morning he woke up with syphilis. Jovanny laughed his ass off.
by Viagra666 March 14, 2007
(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.
Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.
Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.
After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.
by Mr__P January 13, 2012
Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
by Mikey July 24, 2004
A gay or lesbian individual who secretly makes out with or has sex with someone of the opposite sex. This is individual will hide their true bisexual orientation in order to fit in with the Gay and Lesbian community.
Straight Guy: What happened between you and your female friend last night? I noticed you two were drunk and were very affective towards her.
Gay Guy: Please don't say anything...Well, I tasted her forbidden fruit last night and now I feel strange. I thought I was gay but now, I have no clue.
Gay Guy: Please don't say anything...Well, I tasted her forbidden fruit last night and now I feel strange. I thought I was gay but now, I have no clue.
by classymalikat September 09, 2011
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