Eggroll

Slang for Asian cock.

You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’

Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”

by Giant Golden Cock January 24, 2020

spicy eggroll

Fucking someone in the ass then making them blow you until you cum.

I was giving this give girl anal, then she blew me and i came in her mouth...that was one spicy eggroll

by the omen June 30, 2008

Exotic Eggroll

An exotic eggroll is when a man covers his penis in a variety of spices and dips his dick in duck sauce. Then the female proceeds to suck his dick and get all the exotic flavors.

Yo, Tyler gave this girl Veronica an exotic eggroll and she felt extremely cultured.

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 10, 2019

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

enronning

(v) Cooking the accountancy books

''anything less than two annual reports is as likely
to be enronning as real fortunemaking'' - Cory Doctorow, Makers

by Morthandeus March 3, 2010

engreek

The exact opposite of Greeklish, it is when you write English words with the greek alphabet.

Today I went to the store to buy some groceries will be like this in Engreek:
"Τοντέι αϊ γουέντ του δε στορ το μπάι σαμ γκρόσερεις"

by masongr June 12, 2014

Engorger

An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.

I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.

I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.

My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020