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A really asian girl who likes to think she is a true asian but is not...She is obsessed with older, white men such as the very ugly Kris Favreau. She is also lucky to not be friends with Christine D.
"Lauren Eng is such an Engroll and she likes older white men and smells bad."
Engroll by Gabe Feinberg March 13, 2004
An awesome asian kid who, while being obsessed with ridiculously hot guys such as Michael Vartan, Adam Levine and Milo Ventigmila or however you spell his name, cannot spell. She enjoys watching the WB and movies. Especially involving ridiculously hot guys.
Did you just spell Brewster "Brucester?" That's such an engroll thing to do.
engroll by Ellie March 20, 2004

butter my eggroll 

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.
Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

rubbing my eggroll 

an expression used to describe a male masturbating.
guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll

dual enrollment

The most awesome form of education that ever came into existence.
When a high school student can take college classes, and with those classes, can earn both high school credit and college credit. The government is trying to make it cost money, but as of now, it is free in a lot of U.S. states, including Florida. (However, scholarships will probably cover it in the near future).
Dual enrollment is surprisingly easier than AP or IB, especially since it usually takes place at community or state colleges.
It is also a great preparation for "real college" (as in, college after high school).
Person1: Johnny is $100,000 in college debt? Wow...

Person2: Yeah, I guess he's stuck taking out loans for 4 full years of college because he didn't take advantage of dual enrollment.

Person1: That's dumb. Yeah, I started college as a junior because dual enrollment earned me an AA Degree before I graduated high school.
dual enrollment by pulcino September 11, 2013

ghetto eggroll 

a large marijuana cigarette filled with fried chicken and cornbread
Ayo Latarius you have them Ghetto Eggroll's because I need a puff a bite.
ghetto eggroll by Pimpsta Pimp August 4, 2014

you look like an eggroll 

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.
You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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