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Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off ofcheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels
Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy
by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021
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a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's
"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"
by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025
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Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran
I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool
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Ed Sheeran-ify

(verb)

To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
by atlasishere April 14, 2024
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Oml whyeheywheywy
Ed Sheeran is ✍🧔🎸🎸
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He’s just like Ed sheeran
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Blue Ed Sheeran

Blue Ed Sheeran is a meme on Reddit where someone named Alex is talking about how they are traumatized from their photo of Ed Sheeran getting corrupted and turning blue. Then, someone who's account was named Blue Ed Sheeran texted "Hello", and made Alex's trauma worse.
To this day, I am traumatized by Blue Ed Sheeran.
by AKidFromCarmen January 29, 2026
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