When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 30, 2017
Get the distracting from the real issue mug.A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.
Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010
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an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long
by teant December 1, 2010
Get the distractingly boring mug.The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.
The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.
by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012
Get the distractionary mug.When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.
Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.
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Get the Distractits mug.A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
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