Dishwasher

Two definitions

1.your mum
2. A prick of a human being with no real point of being alive. Often a fat cunt and a disappointment to his grandfather, as their dads tend to disown them

N1.I heard your mums a dishwasher
N2. Your a dishwasher cunt

by Race car November 3, 2019

purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

Dishwasher-fetish

A fetish for people that do dishes, mostly women.

I have a dishwasher-fetish

by Faggot, aka cdawg September 11, 2020

Sudanese Dishwasher

Basically, you put some soap in between a guys bum and try to blow it into his bollocks without spilling it.

''Jesus, Romelu really gave me a nice Sudanese Dishwasher yesterday, I didn't even have to shower!''

by KaxGod August 18, 2021

mexican dishwasher

A sexual maneuver when a man is about to climax he cums on a taco stuffs it up the girls vagina and eats out the vagina to eat the taco

Last night I gave this girl her first Mexican dishwasher.

by Rifleman154 December 28, 2013

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010

Dishwasher dick

A person that places dishes, pots, pans, glasses etc., in the dishwasher in a manner that limits the placement of other things in the dishwasher.

1 st person: "Who put these dishes in the dishwasher? It's all screwed up."

2nd person: " I did."

1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."

by guzi April 10, 2011