DeSantis Surge

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia

“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning”

by NoDaddyNotTheHose August 9, 2021

Dirty Diana

1. a woman who will do anything to get her hands on all "members of the band" and seduce them. She stalks stars and uses and abuses them. She's a very aggressive starfucker.

2. a #1 hit by Michael Jackson that hit the top during the spring and summer of 1988. It's the fifth #1 hit from his "Bad" album. It details a sort of paranoia edge.

1. When I was leaving the arena after a Van Halen concert there were two young cheap tarts who were in tight black dresses and had 10 gallon drums worth of make-up piled on their faces. A stage hand packing up equipment yelled to the two Dirty Diana wannabes: "They're all married. You can't get up here. Go home!". They turnedaround and left in a huffy way. Aw RATS!

2. Steve Stephens, guitarist for Billy Idol plays a "laser beam" effect solo on "Dirty Diana".

3. Dirty Diana, nah

Come on!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

Dasani

A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive

That girl Dasani is really nice.

by Lilly capa May 29, 2018

Diana

With silky hair, emotionless grey eyes, and a quiet personality. At first glance, she seems boring but always manages to peek your interest. Many consider her popular, when in fact, she only has a few close friends she trusts. She is very modest, loyal, reliable, intelligent and kind to the people around her - however, is often misunderstood with her lack of facial expression. Occasionally, she'll smile the most beautiful and shy smile - you can't help but fall madly in love. In contrast with this shy personality, though, she can be very erotic in bed and loves to try new things.

Haruhi: That girl over there studying by herself... Who is she?
Ichirou: Hm? Oh, her? Her name's Diana, Class B.
Haruhi: Does she always hang around in the library alone?
Ichirou: Uh yeah, I guess. Why do you ask?
Haruhi: Just out of pure curiosity. I mean, she's pretty cute.

Ichirou: What? Are you crazy? A girl like that won't ever go for a lowlife like you.

Diana: Uh, please excuse my rude interruption, but could you please direct me to the history section?
Haruhi: AH uh yeah, it's just down that aisle-
Diana: Thanks.
Haruhi: *Blushes*
Ichirou: You're really an idiot.

by 懐かしい October 7, 2016

dianetics

The pseudoscience invented by L. Ron Hubbard and used to give a thin veneer of plausability to Scientology. Dianetics claims to be "the modern science of mental health" but in reality is little more than ridiculous claims with no or fraudulent evidence to back them up. The basic principle of Dianetics is that by "auditing", which is like talking to someone, but much more expensive, you can be freed of your "reactive mind", the area of your mind that, according to Scientology, is out to make you fail at life. The concept of a reactive mind is of course completely false and was only invented to convince people that all their problems in life could be attributed to a single source which could only be cured by Scientology. As if that wasn't enough bullshit for one day, Dianetics and Scientology also claim to be able to cure you of other things besides your reactive mind, such as toxins, drug residues and radiation stored in your body, although any sort of reliable medical evidence that their methods work in any way at all is sadly lacking.

According to L. Ron Hubbard, taking huge doses of niacin can flush radiation and sunburn out of your body. He "discovered" this when he noticed that when people took large quantities of niacin, they experienced a red flush in areas where they had previously been sunburnt. If they regularly took niacin, the flush would lessen and lessen until eventually it stopped altogether. Hubbard concluded that the flush was radiation leaving the body, and that it stopped because all the radiation had been flushed out. Funnily enough, if you ask a medical professional, he'll tell you that a known side-effect of niacin overdoses is that they cause the cells in the body to release histamine, and that histamine can cause a strange red flush. He'll also tell you that when you're sunburnt, your capillaries - the tiny blood vessels in your skin become damaged, that when they heal they heal into a different structure than undamaged capillaries, and that in the event of a histamine release caused by overdoses of niacin, the red flush would look much different in areas with these damaged capillaries. Strange coincidence, eh?

by Underscore January 25, 2004

Diana

Diana is the bad ass of the school. Everyone wants to be her friend but it’s very hard, because she trusts only a few people. She is hot af and the sexiest girl ever. Every guy in school has laid his eyes on her, but she always plays hard to get. She is nice only to her friends, so if you’re not her friend she’s a total bitch. Diana never has enemies, only haters-cause they’re jealous of her pretty face and nice booty

Boy1:

-Who’s that hot chick over there?
Boy2:
-Bro its DIANA!!!

by Lalal6575 February 13, 2019

Dianaliz

A beautiful young girl who is kind to all her friends. Can be a rebel at times but always finds a way to admit to her mistakes. Born with beautiful brown hair, and amazingly pretty brown eyes. She takes care of her self and makes other girls jealous. When she goes around, everyone asks her if they can go with her.

Dianaliz, pass me the soda from the fridge.

by Racheal-Lovesit November 20, 2017