trumpster dumpster 

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.

Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!

trumpster dumpster by @dumptrump January 23, 2017

Emotional dump 

Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.

Jill called today and took the longest emotional dump on me.

Emotional dump by JLLee February 24, 2010

take a huge dump 

To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.

Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.

Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas

take a huge dump by Pablo Michaelo June 7, 2014

turkey dump 

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

turkey dump by Brendan January 30, 2005

patrick Dempsey 

another word for sexual fantasy

I dreamt a sexual Patrick Dempsey last night

patrick Dempsey by Ximena Navarette October 20, 2013

Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.

"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

Jack Bauer Power Dump by Crapper July 22, 2008

Birthday Dump 

A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.

Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.

Birthday Dump by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008