trumpster dumpster

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.

Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!

by @dumptrump January 23, 2017

Gleeb

A tribe of creatures about half a foot tall, who sailed on a raft from an island in the southern Pacific to the coastal town of Nanaimo in 1819. Gleebs settled on a human's fruit farm, where they picked apples and pears from the trees in the farmer's orchards. In return, the farmer made little homes for them, which can still be viewed today. The Gleebs are now extinct.

One of my ancestors met a Gleeb once. He said the Gleeb had very large hands and feet.

by @dumptrump May 14, 2017

Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 23, 2017

paki snacky

A Pakistani's cum

I met up with this brown guy from Grindr and he gave me a paki snacky

by @dumptrump April 11, 2018