Black diplomacy

The act of settling disputes (typically petty) through ghetto fistfighting. Similar to "nigga moments" but instead involves no weapons and the participants are not required to be african american.

Man 1: *mistakingly bumps into man 2 on bus*

Man 2: proceeds to take off white t-shirt

Man 1: proceeds to take of white t-shirt

Narrator: "ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness black diplomacy"

by Gordenmastur February 1, 2021

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

good enough diploma

A diploma you get after completing tests to prove you have the same ammount of knowledge as a high school grad.

Penis face said he wasn't going to complete high school so he took the good enough diploma now and left.

by PseudpnymPenizFace March 4, 2016

High School Diploma

Jasper County High School, graduate of class of 2004 and Class of 2007. High School Diploma, by Kion S. Wilson, 4Yrs of Service to United States Marine Corps Cadet First Lieutenant, CDT1STLT, Commandant of the Cadets in the Corps, The Corpses, and the University of North Georgia. In the state of south carolina, title X of the united states code

The High school diploma is Kion S. Wilson, who now goes by Cadet First Lieutenant

by anonymous April 3, 2022

diplomacy

Vague threats balanced by obscure promises and photo-ops.

"We, uh, didn't know that bomb would do that. Sorry. Don't piss us off again, and we won't have to bother with this diplomacy bullshit."

by Schlichtinator July 17, 2006

trump diplomacy

The art of negotiating on behalf of your country with representatives from other countries in a indelicate and effective way.

The President of the United States used his trump diplomacy skills to get the President of Mexico to agree to pay for the border wall.

by Curriemrusmc February 1, 2017

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005