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he could like get it

a guy that is hella hot and you would have sex with him.
friend #1: that guy is so hot
friend #2: he could like get it
by hassyo November 11, 2019
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sorry, we couldnt find:

DUmabss: WHY IS THERE NO RESULTS FOR SORRY, WE COULDNT FIND: DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT OR SOMETHING

Me: No you just can't spell shit
by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020
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could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.
"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."
by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017
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i could care less

Used incorrectly by idiots to mean 'I couldn't care less'.
This is turn means 'I care so little about this topic that my level of caring is at its utmost minimum'

When people say 'I could care less', what they are actually saying is:
'My level of caring is not yet at its minimum, and there is scope to care less about this topic.'
...Which is one of the most useless things you can tell someone.
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I couldn't care less"
A: "This person is disinterested, therefore I shall refrain from further comment about such matters"

Incorrect version:
A: "The paint is nearly dry! Oh wow what a momentous occasion!"
B: "I could care less"
A: "Erm...ok...thanks for letting me know?" O_o
by correctioncan221 May 22, 2013
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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
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Could

The possibility of being able to do something
We would have went if we could have
by Oiuna May 23, 2016
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Witches couldron

Describes the way ones lady parts bubble and pop when one attempts the walk to the toilet after a good dousing with jizz
ere Wend' - I tried walking to the bog for a wipe out and clean up after he shagged me last night and me vag was bubbling like a witches couldron.
by Hurrsy74 June 21, 2010
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