Roblox Corporation

A corporation that sued Ruben Sim for exposing their worker for following a nsfw furry account

Roblox Corporation: you have forfeited your life privileges, ruben sim C:<

by woolf🦊 January 1, 2022

corporate feudal society

the slow destruction of national identity into corporate identity. fueled by super pacs, economic distress, and the death of democracy.

the idea of country is over, the idea of company is what counts. country doesnt give me a pay check unless it steals from companies. my company pays for my house, it pays for my insurance, my car, my college education. support your company it has no boundaries but it is the "person" you work for. what a benevolent country i have, it doesnt ask for much, except that i slightly over charge for a product or service i provide to give convenience to the customer. that profit is magnified thousands of times and the fruit of this labor is shared to the workers. the great corporate feudal society has arrived.

by md76 June 20, 2012

Corporate racoon

A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.

Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"

"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."

"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."

“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”

Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"

"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."

"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."

by Trish77 July 2, 2009

Corpzeangel

A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.

With a brain consitsting of untreated sewage, Corpzeangel will die alone without mourn.

by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021

Corpover

Different to any other hangover in the way that it may only be obtained from a vigorous drinking bout at Sheffield Corporation. It is a hangover more vile, abhorrent and odious than any you have ever experienced and it is said to feel akin to having you're insides slowly fed into a belt sander. You will likely have to endure a Corpover for the best part of a day, due to the acidic quad vodkas you imbibed the previous night although you should have known better when you realised that they tasted like modelling glue and swarfega blended together with the bladder of a small household pet, perhaps a Guineau pig.

Man1: Eurgh, I feel dreadful... What the shit-balls was I drinking last night?!

Man2: Ahhh you must have a righteous Corpover, you were destroying the quad vods! Do you not remember taking home that hooker and a bag full of courgettes?

by Kackballs December 8, 2010

Corpse Party

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Corporate Soul Vibe

An individual you encounter in a corporate environment that still may actually may have a soul.

I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.

by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019