Raging Controlled Plums

The type of plums that make you throw up after you eat them.

J: OH SHIT THOSE RAGING CONTROLLED PLUMS ARE MAKING ME SICK AS FUCK *vomit*

by FuckinJoe July 2, 2016

Self Control

Self Control

(Sell-f-cont-roll)

1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.

2. Something I do not have.

-------------Example 1.-------------

Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"

Person 2: "Really! How?"

Person 1: "Self Control"

-------------Example 2.-------------

Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*

Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*

Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"

Your self-control: *gone*

by Frostbyte112 January 8, 2021

controlla

Slang for "controller" influencing or having say in someone's actions.

Like Controlla, controlla. I control you

by Xavierhough May 14, 2016

contrilly

Pat And Neils counter to a statement made by another, also known as contrary with L's

On the contrilly teacher, i think that world war 2 was done did till it was done did

by Da Surgical Man February 12, 2004

booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

by bootyliciousnumberone May 26, 2010

birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

by angelique clark August 26, 2006

contralto

The low female singing voice in opera, choir, and non, classical music (the alto part in choir is sung by contraltos and mezzo-sopranos with strong low notes). The contralto has a range from F3 (below middle C) to G5 (the second G over middle C). This deep, dark female voice is the rarest female voice and they are known to sound almost like men on their lowest notes.

Sitting between mezzo sopranos and tenors, contraltos have relatively few roles in opera as little has been written specifically for them and what roles they have are usually that of maidservants, mothers, grandmothers, and friends of the heroine, but they occasionally get hardy roles, notably witches and goddesses. They also play roles originally meant for castratos (when mezzo-sopranos, countertenors, tenors, and baritones don't take them).

A number of pop singers and Broadway performers are contraltos, although they are not farther distinguished as they would be in opera. Examples include Fiona Apple, Cher, Toni Braxton, Etta James, Sarah Vaughn, Alicia Keyes, Diana Krall, Lisa Gerrard, Amy MacDonald, Yulia MacLean, Amy Winehouse, Adele, Reba MacIntire, Stevie Nicks, Katy Perry, Carly Simon, Ana Carolina, Emily Haines, Judy Garland, Chaka Khan, and Annie Lennox.

Based on vocal weight/voice type, contraltos are divided into three subcategories:

Coloratura contralto: light, agile, flexible, capable of vocal acrobatics (a rare voice).

Lyric contralto: stronger than coloratura contralto, but lighter and tamer than the dramatic contralto. Most common contralto voice.

Dramatic contralto: A powerful, rich, dark female voice and very rare.

Operatic contraltos include Ernestine Schumann-Heink, Maureen Forrester, Kathleen Ferrier, Marian Anderson, Marie-Nicole Lemieux, Nathalie Stutzmann, Ewa Podles, Anna Larsson, and Sonia Prina.

by Lorelili July 8, 2011