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Conquesting It

A sexual act in which one man gets on top of the other, the older man preferably on top (typically a large age gap) and whispers, “I’m so lonely.” After this, he begins to “Conquest” the individual on the bottom. This is listed in the Urban dictionary as “the act of giving into intercourse after being harried it under duress but not by brute force” (Richard Black), however brute force may be applied when Conquesting It, until the submissive man is standing ready for the dominant man’s arrival, like a worm. This is typically also done for Viltrum.
Luke thought he was better than me since his competitive Jerkmate tier is higher, so I proved him wrong by aggressively Conquesting It.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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Conquestor’s takeshi

This refers to a stupid ass nigga who has permanent brain damage and all it desires is discord nitro
My friends act just like conquestor’s Takeshi
Conquestor’s Takeshi is very hopeless
by Meowtake September 17, 2025
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Conquestor's Mercury

refers to an 11 year old child that got lost in a discord server where its against guidelines to be under 13 and ended up getting admin
yo he's such a conquestor's mercury what is he doing in here
by kansa October 15, 2025
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Conquestor's ItsNotDraw

That one Discord guy who thinks he’s the funniest in the server but drops jokes so dry they cause a drought. Lives off ragebait and backpedals with it’s satire the second he gets cooked.
yo he's such a conquestor's itsnotdraw what is he doing in here
by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 18, 2025
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Conquestor's Traffy

A Discordian who thinks dropping a 🤡 reaction makes him look tough, not realizing he’s the actual clown in the room.
“Bro pulled a full conquestor's traffy, reacted 🤡 on everyone’s message just to get ignored harder than his punchlines.”
by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 19, 2025
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Conquestor's Vae

A girl who acts like a hoe just to get attention, thinking everyone’s obsessed with her when really she’s just thirsty for validation.
Every time there’s a crowd, the Conquestor's vae shows up outta nowhere, tryna be the main character again.
by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025
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Conquestor's O1

A lifeless NPC who’s somehow always top of the leaderboard by bunking all studies and just riding Discord like it’s an Olympic sport.
Don’t bother challenging Conquestor's O1, dude’s a Discord ghost but always winning.
by thenewsguythatsuddenlyappears October 20, 2025
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