condom

Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man
by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008
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condom

Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.
by lonestar August 04, 2004
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condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006
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Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.
jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break
by ilyHudy June 12, 2010
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Condoms

Something we need in order to not become pregnant
Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms

Girl- because we didn't use a condom
by Xmsbrightsidex December 25, 2014
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Condoming

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.
Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.
by Don Alejandro Castello October 05, 2009
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condom

dude awsome condom lighting around the table
by elliot case April 11, 2007
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