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Internet Cocking

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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cocking

coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.
"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."
by mandazeeee. August 6, 2009
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ryan cocking

a man/woman, name ryan, who enjoys cock, ie meg ryan, ryan c.(famous new zealand hockey player) etc etc
"who is that?" reply:"ryan cocking"
by NOTgray August 16, 2009
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Shirt Cocking

The act of wearing only a T-Shirt but no pants.
“I went to the Phish show in Phoenix last night. Man. It was insane!! I lost my phone. We were forced to hang out in a neighborhood referred to as the Icebox by the locals. Dead people on the roof of Burger King. It was a whole thing. Just when I thought the worst was over, I awoke shirt cocking in a room full of men. See you next time Phoenix. This time I’ll have a belt”
by BmoreBird June 16, 2022
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pussy juice cocking

This term was used in teh recent movie 40 year old virgin, hey man its all in the box.
Its not about the rusty trombone, the shit stain balls, pussy juice cocking its about the CONNECTION
by ()()Trini February 17, 2006
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cockringing

when a chick takes ya cocok in two hands and wrings out the last drop of fat
last night i pulled a ho that was tops at cockringing she darined me dry
by lolipop June 18, 2006
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Cocking

The act of throwing a rooster or roosters (preferably just before dawn) into the backyard of the person(s) that backed out of going out that night.
Ken backed out of going to the strip club with us so later that night we gave him a cocking
by FGCinHB May 28, 2018
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