Clarise

She is a small built, adorable, innocent and helpful person. She is very gullible byt very trustworthy and she is the sweetest thing ever!!!

oh youre such a clarise

by k_bear_01 March 6, 2018

Clarissa

name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.

Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.

Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful

by Clarrot84 January 3, 2010

Clark Kent

Easy, he's superman!

Now introducing Daily Planet editor Clark Kent

by World Domination March 8, 2005

Clarissa

A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !

by HellaFella February 4, 2010

clark high school

School where you sometimes question whether you are in the hood or not

I got my weed from Clark High School

by Wetson October 8, 2017

Rotnei Clarke

By the far the best 3-point shooter for the Arkansas Razorback basketball team, even HISTORY. His jersey number, 15, is also a rough estimate of how many women he sleeps with.
A day.

Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!

by Ulysses S. Brant December 2, 2009

Clark Griswold

Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.

(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much

(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.

John realized he went Clark Griswold on his house when he could see the lights from across town.

by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009