pulled a Checkers

Indulged in maudlin, self serving self pity on TV ( or anywhere else for that matter)- as in Tricky Dick Nixon's famous "Checkers" speech-(check it out- it was priceless!- and timeless).
Mom pulled a Checkers when nobody would eat her tuna casserole. The candidate pulled a Checkers on national TV when he was beaten by Stephen Colbert.
by magill March 22, 2008
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Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"
"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"
by shartstain2 September 16, 2015
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Pecker Checker

What you call a Guy who you trick into looking at your junk.
hey look dude i got a new phone, reach to pocket, other guy looks down, then you say: ay pecker checker stop lookin at my junk!!
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checker head

a person who is loved . or someone another person can talk to very easily .
awww ! your so sweet my little checker head !
by brennakayy101 August 29, 2008
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checker whore

A girl who is horrible at games in general and will do anything to achieve a win, even oral gratification
Rhiannon begged Kirk to not finish the game and take her last piece because she is a massive checker whore
by No clue who March 14, 2006
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pecker checker

another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.
Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?
by 1 Beat off September 27, 2010
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cologner checker

Sticking your finger in your butt and asking your homie to check out your new cologne
I just gave Jack The MC a cologner checker
by Glad2Mecha March 18, 2010
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