chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

chappingtons

a word used to describe the weather when it's extremely cold.

damn! it's chappingtons outside!

by amit k December 4, 2004

Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.

Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.

by DivineJustice November 19, 2010

champop

To smoke a bowl of weed capped with keif, and gulp a glass of champagne before you exhale.

Do you want to champop? I think my dad has some brut.

by Malice Mizer March 3, 2015

charpoy

Scottish (Kirkcaldy) word for bed.

Thon lazy hoor is still lyin in his charpoy. Tell him to get up cause we're gawn oot on the lash

by Ylleb January 19, 2016

Champo

The word champo originated from well known Italian philosopher R.G Barletta in the early 21st century. The definition of champo means to belittle or to disparage someone or something.

Champo your haircut looks good!

by RBBob August 1, 2020

Chappal dealer

Chappal means -Device Used by Indian Parents to Reshape Their Kids
Dealer - a person who buys and sells goods

Chappal dealer is guy who owns 69 trillion chappal factories. he's not much famous among girls. He's a super rich person on earth

girl 1 - Omg he's chappal dealer

Girl 2 - i heard there only one chappal left on earth
Girl 3 - we gotta confess our love to him or else he will get married to someone

by Cool guy 60 December 25, 2021