colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.

by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022

calculators

Calculators - The code word for weed
Smoking Weed - Math Equations
Stoned - Watsoned
Chonger - TI-83

Yo Drew and Tyler where are the Calcs, we need some to watch half baked.

by ex seed May 5, 2005

math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...

Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.

by VEENNNN December 21, 2022

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems

Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE

by Cheeseburger America Man May 6, 2023