crackyap 

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

crackyap by Lunicus December 14, 2006

Crankin down 

The act of masturbation extremely hard while watching Amish or Chinese porn , or porn in General

"Hey man what are you doing right now ?"
" just crankin down before I go to bed "

Crankin down by camerok8 May 1, 2015

crank it up a notch 

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

crank it up a notch by Montage0921 June 8, 2021

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

Yank Me Crank by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

crankjob

A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.

Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!

crankjob by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011

Crank Banger 

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

Crank Banger by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

crank up the diarrhea dial 

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

crank up the diarrhea dial by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013