Feng shui constipation

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Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Copstipation

The sudden slow down of a vehicle upon observing a police vehicle, causing traffic congestion.

Why is everyone driving so slow!? Oh, I see a cop ahead - copstipation.

by JHLD May 29, 2010

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Constipation

A backed up flow of things

i.e. The highway is undergoing heavy constipation

by Phroe July 11, 2003

Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009