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Compstipation 

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.
*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"
Compstipation by B-child April 2, 2006

Cumstipation 

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.
long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"
Cumstipation by Rarch August 21, 2008

Carstipation

It is a specific type of constipation, caused by devouring to many hotwheels. It is mostly found in toddlers or perverted teenagers.
I heard that you suffered from carstipation when you were little, that's really retarded.

canestipation 

The intestinal blockage that you get after ordering and eating a chicken tender combo from Raising Cane's.
I've had canestipation for a week now but it was totally worth it.
canestipation by sirsteve September 18, 2020

compstipation 

When your computer is running slower than usual.
Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!
compstipation by George Doula March 5, 2008

Cumstipation 

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.
1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"
Cumstipation by CB93 August 23, 2010