bonering

The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.

"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"

by jdandy January 19, 2010

boner

A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.

Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.

by Cousin Joe August 31, 2007

boners

A group of musicians who play the trombone. Usually used in an informal context, such as marching.

The flutes screwed up another chart that the boners set perfectly.

by POKETNRJSH September 16, 2008

Boner

Another way for saying someone is being lame or no fun

“Ya wanna go out tonight?”
“Nah”
“The hell why not?”
“Because I got homework”
“Oh come on that’s due in 2 days it’s just one night don’t be a boner!”
“Fuck you fine”

by Gubby clitoris January 11, 2022

Boner

A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.

"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"

by inufan_7 October 22, 2008

Boner

When a man/boy is sexually aroused and their (penis) moves in an up motion causing the pants to (bulge).

(Finn): Tracy is so hot. She always gives me a boner.
Jack: Me too. Last night, I had a wet dream about her and Amy.
Han: You guys are so right but youre missing someone out.
Jack & Finn: Who?
Han: (Sabrina) of course! She's (so sexy)...Keeps giving me boners.

by Panda who loves sex May 17, 2020

boner

a stupid mistake made by males when they see a thicc bih

"bro cover your boner bro she's looking"

by www.phub.com September 12, 2017