David Blaine'd

To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.

Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD

by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009

David Blaine

A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling

Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.

by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007

Blaine

An awesome skater kid that rocks the plaid. A blaine gives big amazing hugs and can talk about anything. He smells good all the time and flims amazing stuff. A blaine dreams of going to a special high school far away but really in the end he will know that Erie is the best school ever. A blaine is always really chill and he doesnt give a shit about Chinese clas. A Blanie is the coolest kid in the graduating class of 2015 and snowboards like a beast.

did you talk to blaine today?
yeah he gave me an amazing hug too.

by ktronafer October 23, 2011

Blaine

Nothing special; boring

That white hoe Ashley bases her whole personality on watching The Office. Though she believes she’s unique, she’s just another blaine bitch.

by Nooners August 28, 2021

David Blained

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.

Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!

by cat23010 October 18, 2009

Blaine

A particularily horny boy. Who always manages to make anything sound dirty.
Must have his twice daily wank otherwise gets ridiculously horny and cranky.
Beware of shouts of suprise sex.... means he is going to rape you.
most often heard phrase is "i want hugs!"

"That is such a blaine thing to say"

by nellynips October 19, 2008

Brainer

A word used by senior stagiaires who are trying to look cool. While the validity of the word is contested, it is accepted that the word is not used by anyone anymore, or at least anyone who you would consider to be cool.

Christine: This guy I know went did a degree in engineering and a masters in engineering and now he is in med school doing his residency, what a brainer!

Mat: What's a brainer?

by trusted authority November 18, 2011