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Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'
by T Humma May 24, 2017
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Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.
"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"
by Cobby July 23, 2006
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Bezinger

A person who'll take their love of adventure and the outdoors to an extreme level, typically drug transporters doing it for the adventure
Drug Lord: 4 Million is yours after you land in florida from Bolivia
Bezinger 1: You don't need to pay us, we'll do it for free
Drug Lord: Really....and why's that if I may ask??
Bezinger 2: This is our summer getaway adventure travel!
Drug Lord: Don't fuck with me points a gun who do you work for?
Bezinger 3: We're serious. If you want to pay us, just pay us for the plain tickets there and back and we'll really appreciate it
by Descisive Action August 8, 2006
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beeking

when a girl with a large nose sucks your dick and at the same time the tip of her large nose rubs the top of your dick
"That bitch went down on me and gave me a beeking"
by ascoli July 14, 2008
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Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.
Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer
by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010
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beebing

verb, present participle thereof, the act of calling for ideas from prospective employees, take the best, tell them you're already working on that, release lookalike later
my idea for a high def day in the life of a crab docudrama was total beebing by David Attenborough
by diskgrinder March 23, 2010
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Beefing

I love beefing in public.
by Auteylou May 22, 2018
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