bagony

The state you're in after getting kicked in the nuts.

Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 2: Shit man you ok?

Guy 1: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

by Beefcream March 22, 2010

bargoyle

Either the girl who frequents the bar, preys upon guys who are too drunk to notice her genetic misfortunes, and is that one night stand that you will be continually horrified by.

Or a really old man that is always at the bar because he's retired and likes to tell awesome stories.

'So nasty, I cant believe John went home with that bargoyle.'
or 'Wow I cant believe that bargoyle was in The Battle of the Bulge.'

by cass with sass January 14, 2009

Bargoyle

That person who sits at the corner of the bar quietly on their phone and barely moves like a statue or gargoyle.
Usually a devout regular and never changes their order.

Oh Benny? He's a bargoyle. My easiest customer.

by Izzabella Martini March 22, 2017

bagoon

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006

Bago

a came u play with a bag of wine
u chuck it around in a circle chanting bago bago and qwho ever drops it takes a drink til u cant drink ne more

"bago bago bago!"

andy :"man lets have a game of bago"

gordon :"no man, i cant catch that thing , ill be bago'd out my nut"

by bagoqueen March 28, 2009

bargonbogs

Another term for "Oh, darn it" or "Oh, shucks!"

BARGONBOGS! I don't have enough flour to make my deluxe chocolate chip cookies!

by alliurtle January 29, 2008

Bagoy

A false bagel, one that has no stake in the historical and cultural history of bagels-proper (a contraction of "bagel" and "goy"/"goyim", the Yiddish word for "Gentile", hence inauthentic or unsatisfying).

Jessy was initially excited by the ready availability of so-called "bagels" in central Kentucky, but was unable to find naught but sour doughnuts, rounded croutons, and other bagoy monstrosities.

by Jessica Griffith March 24, 2004