Barney

Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.

He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)

Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.

In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass

by Cataclypsa July 25, 2007

Barney

the drunkard on the simpsons

barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)

by nosleep42 May 5, 2005

Barney

A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.

When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.

by partridge May 15, 2003

T-Shirt Banner

Those hot ass, big tit girls that are on the right of your web page at the moment.

That girl in that T-Shirt banner is hot!
I wish I replaced her T-Shirt with my jizz.

by An Intelligent Pineapple February 10, 2010

barneyed

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

by raunak_k December 9, 2008

barney alexander

a fake ass juffalo who thinks he's the shit. Ain't nothing but a fuck boy

you aint nothing but a barney alexander, aint never getting any cotton candy!

by ravejesus May 2, 2018

barneyfwanime

Barneyfwanime is a very funny tiktoker who is out for revenge over Lirish

Did you know barneyfwanime doesn’t miss?

by ipoopedandpeedmypants May 8, 2021