blokkert

meens not thinking before speeking/akting or just beeing an asshole or idiot

Are u blokkert or what?

norwegian:
Faen, er du blokkert eller?

by ATS_M:_Norway October 22, 2008

Blockalkers

Blockade Walkers- people who walk incredibly slowly shoulder to shoulder on a walkway and make it impossible for you to pass.

I was so late to class because of all the blockalkers that I stabbed one of them!

by sk8terboi_12 April 9, 2009

Blockatoo

A woman that appears attractive from a city block or more away that as she approaches a) is actually unattractive or b) is actually a man.

Man I walking down Robinson St. and crossed paths with a Blockatoo!

by miracleneeder February 22, 2011

blockass

Someone who has a square butt

My ex girlfriend was a blockass

by [e-mail] December 31, 2014

Blockaholic

Someone who blocks and unblocks people so much it has become a habit. They use it as having the last word and not have to deal with your point of view, but then unblocks you so they can text you again soon after.

I'm telling you the bitch is an insane blockaholic. She starts bitching for nothing and then blocks you before you have time to answer. Then the next morning unblocks you to tell you she loves you. Then it happens all over again. Usually happens when mixing a bitch attitude with alcohol.

by Blackwater0928 November 29, 2016

Blokias

When you pull out a dildo out justins ass

Oh my god i just blokias justin

by Suck my whole dick fsg June 28, 2017

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017