miracleneeder's definitions

Blockatoo

A woman that appears attractive from a city block or more away that as she approaches a) is actually unattractive or b) is actually a man.

Man I walking down Robinson St. and crossed paths with a Blockatoo!

by miracleneeder February 22, 2011

Butt Hustler

Someone who sells their own butt for money. This typically occurs when you can't obtain money by any any other fashion other than selling your own butt hole.

Brian: "If I don't get some money soon I'm going to have to be a butt hustler!"

by miracleneeder January 23, 2012