when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009
Get the sarcash awk sesh mug.Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.
OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.
by polly334pocket December 7, 2009
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When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.
Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.
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Get the Totes Def Awk mug.Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
Get the Awkward Squad mug.He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.
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