assglazing

1. when you pull out and ejaculate all over someones asscheeks.2. when you take your penis and use it to smear the nuttbutter around the asscheeks like a cinnabun

I love that bitch, she really digs it when I be assglazing her face down in the pillow!!

by Crazy68 September 2, 2009

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

asslabia

The falling out of internal rectal tissue due to excessive rough anal sex.

I fucked that girl so hard in her ass that that it gave her asslabia

by Rugg, E July 6, 2008

assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

by gumball323 July 15, 2010

Assclass

A large gathering of assholes, typically at public schools. Part of the reason for most school shootings.

Kid: My school is an assclass. I hope I don't lose it and shoot up the place.

by Black Angel November 3, 2003

Asslamp

(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.

"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."

by BigNig May 7, 2005

assylzhan

Assylzhan is definitely a female name. And only uneducated people consider this name male. Girls Assylzhan have a certain charisma and magnetism. Able to turn a head to any creature on the planet. Asylzhan is a self-confident person. Loves horror. Loves life. Assylzhan the best people in the world and the most modest.

-to look out!!! dangerous!
-what? what happened?
- it's Assylzhan.....

by Assylzhan February 7, 2018