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the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)
Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.
by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013
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Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.
I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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7 foot rats rats along his rats

7 foot rats rats along his rats is the greatest song ever
by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022
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One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.
this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.
by DaChazman February 23, 2005
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Shling along

Slang term for slinging penises along.
Guess what! I had some tasty shling along this weekend. He can really pound it!
by Sickygnargnar January 4, 2022
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the friends we made along the way

A trope used majorly in pop culture, often used to depict something that had no value or meaningful outcome to it. The origin of this trope is unknown.
Maybe the flash mob was the friends we made along the way.
by Post Boleyn March 30, 2024
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