Aleena

Has no ass. Is a cheater cheats all the time with their ex. Fucks everyone .and is scared to give their bf head .

Aleena: ur all talk

2 hours later : no I don’t wanna give u head

by Chovcc November 6, 2022

Aleena

Sucks ASS at fooseball.

Is also frightened by Latino men.

Person 1: Bro why am I so bad at fooseball.
Person 2: it’s cause you’re literally aleena

by BooMooZoo December 23, 2022

Aleena

Normally purple and mistaken, for Barney is normally locked up in a cage

She’s such an Aleena

by Shehhe February 17, 2023

Aleena

She is the most magnificent girl in the world. When I think of home, all I think about is her in my arms. She is so incredibly beautiful and so small and cute. She is a good friend, and an even better partner. She is often very insecure about her own appearance, but she never realizes how perfect she is.

She is a demon in the sheets and amazing at oral. She will suck your dong until every last drop of cum is expelled from your body. She is very curvy and has a hot body.

Me: Me horny

Aleena: Take off your pants

Aleena: I’m cold gimme your body

Me: okie (captivated by her cuteness)

by SlimeJesus February 22, 2023

Aleena

A RACIST ASSHOLE WHO SUPPORTS ASIAN VIOLENCE

asian person: oh no aleena’s coming!! Hide other asian person! Before she commits a hate crime on us!

Other asian person: HIDEE!! SHES HERE!

Aleena: YOU CHING CHONG ASSHOLES. WOW YOU GUYS LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, JUST LIKE MY OTHER ASIAN FRIENDS, RENZ, MINDY AND ANTHONY

by Sdh sndjzvsvdb June 20, 2023

-aleeler

A suffix denoting a more severe reaction, but with moderate humor.

Your grandma died? That’s a yoikes-aleeler from me dawg.

by SomeomeWhoTakesAllTheGlory June 28, 2023

alexnewtron

Meepcity, Roblox Developer.

Alex new trim was involved in some HEATED cancel culture!

Story P1

##IN SCHOOL HALLWAY#
Jackson: Have you heard of AlexNewTron?
Jamie: Oh god! No, I haven’t! I’m not trendy!!! :(
Jackson: Oh! Well I HATE him! I want to put his head on a spike!
Hammy: Woah! You’re almost as violent and brutal as Jamal!
Jamal: Broski! What?
Florence: Skibidi Toilet!
Camila: Ugh! You’re so cringe! I’m leaving you 4 Rodrick!
Rodrick: Heck yeah!
Florence: Awh man… *crying*
Hector: *snorts* You can hang out with me! *smiles creepily and snorts*
Florence: Ew! Get away from me!

alexnewtron Story P2
*Everyone starts cheering for Florence*
Everyone: OHH! ROASTED!
Danielle: Uhm.. Florence, that was so cool! Wanna date?
Florence: sure!

*smooch in front of everyone*
Everyone: Get a room!
##IN STORE##
Jackson: Hey wassup cashier! I wanna buy these cigars!
Cashier: My name is Brian.. and no.
Jackson: WHY?
Brian: Because you’re ugly!
Jackson: That’s it!
*Jackson pulls out a knife and throws it at him*
Brian: Augh.. ugh.. hss.
*Brain faints, barely alive*
Jackson: Oh no.. I’ve got to go hide the body!
*Jackson goes outside and throws it in the bin*

*Jackson puts on Brian’s fit*
Maria:
Heeey Brian! Wanna go to my bed?
Jackson{as Brian}: Sure.. Yeah!
##IN MARIA’S BEDROOM##
Maria: Undress for me babe!
Jackson: Aight. Let’s do it!
*They do it for 30 minutes*
Jackson: That was great.
*All of a sudden, Brian summons all of his classmates in Maria’s bedroom.*
Classmates: JACKSON! AYOOO!
Maria: You’re not Brian!
Jackson: I can explain!

*Brian teleports Jackson into the graveyard. Jackson is naked*
Jackson: Hey, don’t look there!
Brain: Your end is here!
*Brian exposes himself as the Grimm Reaper*
Grimm Reaper: You will perish!
*Jackson dies and the Grimm Reaper decides to ruin the universe for good*

by mathsdebator October 16, 2023