Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.

Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods

by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019

Jaw ache

When a girl gives too much head and gets a jaw ache

Imma give her a jaw ache

by Fortnite_lover June 17, 2019

alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.

"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
.

Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.

by litmaster123 December 29, 2019

belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)

"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."

by JRW February 28, 2005

chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode

Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!

by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016

ach schnappt

A direct and inaccurate translation of the English phrase, "Oh, snap!" Used often as a joke in German Language Classes.

Person A: Wir haben keine mehr!
Person B: Ach schnappt!

by GRANOLA. March 5, 2010