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woodendoors7

guy who literally has a 17 inch genital, is a good moderator and very good at sucking dick 😳.
guy 1: wait... is that woodendoors7? the guy with the 17 inch genital?
guy 2: omg.. IT IS! I'M A HUGE FAN OF HIM!
by KingWilliamTheThird April 30, 2022
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Woodcreek

Also known as Hoodcreek, the school that is widely on the internet for school shootings, fight videos, and mainly known for our cringy TikTok kids. Yes, the school district knows about this, but still won’t shut the school down after repeated incidents like what happened a few weeks ago.

Even if a kid brings a knife to school and tries to drown somebody else in a toilet during lunch, the school will not care a bit, they just send the witnesses home, leave everybody else stuck in a certain period for twice the amount, and forget about the situation a day later. Also, if someone does something bad like try to LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE WITH A DESK, they’ll just end up serving a few days of ISS (In school suspension).
Mia: What school are you going to next year?
Ashley: I’m going to Woodcreek!
Mia: Oh no, I heard there were fights all the time there!
by mxcha.lxtte May 27, 2022
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Wooden Railway Henry

a wooden train in the likeness of henry the green engine from Thomas the train. Produced from 1992 to 2022 onwards.
"Yo dude wanna see my wooden railway henry?"

"Shiiii dawg that's pretty lit, lemme see that wood"
by Squidwardslover6969 December 13, 2022
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Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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Fancy Wood

wood that is carved excellently, making it fancy.
"Hey guys, theres a lot of fancy wood back there"
by OhHaiDerItsAlec February 13, 2010
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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
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Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.
" That 119 point word gave me word wood"
by Prune sacks February 7, 2012
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