Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness

The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

Shush Tack

To quiet an uneducated swine. (quiet), (be quiet), (stop talking)

When someone asked me who Joe is I responded with “shush tack.”

by Reiny December 15, 2019

fishing tackle

What you hafta do if da finned creature you hook is so big dat you cannot simply reel it in normally, and so you are obliged to "get physical" in subduing it once you land it onto the shore.

Catching a tuna or marlin may involve a major fishing tackle, but if you snag a large flying fish, you may hafta resort to a "flying tackle" to get it into your larder.

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Train Track Feet

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.

Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.

by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

Eight track

8-track tape is a magnetic tape used from mid-60's to 80's in US to broadcast jingles or publicity

"I might throw this on an eight track" Jopping, Mark Lee.

by l_sunflower April 27, 2020

crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020