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Drudge troll

One of the ignorant, usually conservative and/or racist, individuals who leave inflammatory and often repetitive comments on stories linked from the Drudge Report.
Check out the Drudge trolls' comments on "Boehner gives Obama Friday deadline on Libya":

Webology Consulting
It's about time someone checks this tool's power trip. 5 wars and counting...
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6 hours ago 229 Likes

Brian S
5 wars??????? Unless you counting the war on the middle class and the dumbing down of our country as wars (Which he is winning), I think you need to go back to kindergarten and count again!!!!!!

1) IRAQ
2) AFGHANISTAN
3) LIBYA
4)MIDDLE CLASS?????
5)AMERICAN EDUCATION??????
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6 hours ago in reply to Webology Consulting 73 Likes

Jason
1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. Yemen
4. Libya
5. Pakistan
6. Israil- obama's personal war
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5 hours ago in reply to Brian S 196 Likes

Heywood_Djashuddup
You forgot Omaumau's clandestine war on White Americans.
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4 hours ago in reply to Jason 238 Likes

ICTDigger
I don't think the Racist-in-Chiefs war on white America is that secret, just listen to the i d i o t Holder. All I can think of is lamp post and piano wire.
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1 hour ago in reply to Heywood_Djashuddup 16 Likes
by JOEIS June 14, 2011
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Blog Troll

1.(n) -A pathetic and moronic person who maintains a blog with an unhealthy obsessive-compulsive drive, especially angsty goths (sorry to all the likeable goths out there). The content of their blogs usually includes events that no sane person would care about. Here's sample of what a blog troll might write on their blog:
"today, I ate a sanwich. It bad - it was just ok, mediocre, I guess you could call it. After that I read a few chapters out of an Anne Rice book and was deeply moved by her erotic descriptions of gay vampires fornicating. <Insert narciccistic remark here>. Then I took a nap.

2.(n) -A depraved individual who sits in front of a computer all day and posts flames of an idiotic or pseudo-intellectual nature on public forums and private websites. Many of these people actually become emotional about what is said on the afore-said mediums and feel it is their duty to punish those who disagree with them. They too may pursue this object in an obsessive-compulsive manner.
Goddamnit! Blog Trolls are such fucktards! Don't they have anything better to do other than posting stupid bullshit on the forums.
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
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hasbara troll

A mocking term used towards Zionists, typically those who espouse ethnostatist views. Hasbara (הַסְבָּרָה) is hard to translate to English, but roughly means "explaining" in Hebrew.
"Palestine never existed"
"Shut up, Hasbara Troll"
by AnonymousPalestinian January 22, 2022
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Bridge Troll

An ugly woman, usually fat, who looks like she might enjoy a meal of Billy Goats Gruff
Look at the state of that Bridge Troll.. she's got a face like a smacked arse
by Maximillian July 2, 2003
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Shovel Troll

A girl whose face is so disgusting it looks like someone poured gasoline on it, lit a fire, and then put it out with a shovel.
God damn that girl is fuckin ugly, shovel trolls like her make me wish I'd stayed in the womb.
by Dick Wartell April 30, 2006
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Hill-troll

A particularly annoying ogre like individual. Usually of short yet surprisingly Michelin-man like build. Their middle is almost always quite a bit larger than their other bodily sections. They usually go into strange trances while digesting a meal they're eated in almost two bites and they often embarrass the hell out of you if you take them anywhere.

Most hill-trolls do not like being referred to as such because they have come from the hills in hiding. Their people migrated long ago after exhausting the mountain goat population with their insatiable hunger. They've grown quite accustomed to eating pop-tarts and drinking exsessive amounts of alcohol. Often they become preoccupied with individuals that befriend them early in life and behave almost like stalkers.

Hill-trolls are extremely dangerous later in life and should be approached with caution, unless slabs of meat or large quantities of pop-tarts, wine coolers, or beer are at hand. The have an almost moth like attraction to gay men and when procreation occurs outside of captivity they produce adorable yet also dangerous 'puggle' like offspring.
<Boy> That bitch is a hill-troll. Look at her, she just ate a whole box of macaroni...

<Girl> Quiet, she'll hear you, you remember what happened last time you pissed her off. You pissed blood for a week!
by Anon-ee-mouse August 10, 2006
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Urban Dictionary troll

A person who goes on Urban Dictionary, and makes definitions of subjects with the sole intention of flaming/insulting the matter. UD trolls usually use leet and bad grammar.
Person 1: "Listen to this definition of emo:
>fucktards who only cut demselves, also fugly and tihnk tht the world is against dem !1! lol<"
Person 2: "Must be an Urban Dictionary troll."
by Romance's Bad November 30, 2009
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