shower beer

Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.

Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.

Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.

NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..

Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...

by Punnnn April 14, 2015

shower shitter

one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet

Ashley Davis on the night of 9/5/03

by Pat Albert September 30, 2003

shower blowjob

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.

Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)

by zabvenie August 12, 2007

Eiffel Shower

If you and your buddy bring home a girl and find out her bra and panties match, you do this.

"Hey Michelle, hope your bra and panties match because we are going to eiffel shower you tonight!"

by JazzyGrat January 12, 2013

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

showercap

To insert one's head into the vaginal orrafice

When Susie came back, she asked me to give her a showercap.

by comfymilk July 16, 2008

shower hour

Shower hour: is to take a shower for an hour to partake in masturbation.

Glenn took a shower hour, and came out relieved.

by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009