Peter Griffin

A chubby idiotic hilarious man from tv's Family Guy. Voiced by Seth Macfarlane.

"Hehehe! Freakin' sweet" - Peter Griffin.

by laceyBurrows April 9, 2009

Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

by nemo January 23, 2005

Pete Face

A face that requires no explanation. A face only made when something of extreme stupidity, sexual weirdness or just down right funny is said, seen, or done. The face is easy to recognize, the head is tilted to the right and the chin is pushed down almost until it comes in contact with the chest. In some cases the nostrils are flared.

Drea's ex - boyfriend Dan................Pete face is made

by Nick Virgintino February 25, 2008

shitty pete

the conition of one's penis after fucxkin Justina in the ass.

Justina gave me a shitty pete.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Peckerhead Pete

Derogatory term for a white male.

National Football League Commissioner Pete Rozelle was instrumental in integrating the NFL during the 1960s. Despite his willingness to takckle the issue of racism, which included taking on Washington Redskins owner George Marshall, many of the Afro-American players -- offput by his white-bread persona -- nicknamed him "Peckerhead Pete".... Many Afro-Americans blackballed or just plain alienated from the NFL found a home in the more-welcoming AFL.

-- Jack Horrigan & Mike Rathet, "The Other League: The Fabulous Story of the American Football League"

by Nelly Scratch January 3, 2007

Greasy Pete

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete

I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.

by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010

Millimeter Peter

1. A man whose wiener is so small it is virtually non-existant

2. An insult exaggerating the size of one's penis as only a few millimeters or less.

3. A penis that is only one millimeter long, far outclassing the one inch wonder in small stature.

"It was unclear if he had an erection as his millimeter peter was too small to extend his pants"

by KX12 May 20, 2014