Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

Penis Pump

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

by Yaziyo August 29, 2006

Micro Penis

As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.

"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Penis Monkey

Likes the dong

Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong

by Main December 11, 2003

Penis

A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Penis pudding

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.

Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.

by Mossy October 23, 2003

your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

by slimshadey January 16, 2010