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hitler

gigachad who invaded poland and lost

also the guy who killed the evil adolf hiter
Bro actually went into Poland with a gun! He's a Hitler!

He went into Israel and killed 35151 people! He's the next hitler!
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Hitler

Killer of Osama Bin Laden, birther of vekks mithioklask and will reject being found by orclaes as prey. Will piss and/or shit to negate the negation. May use queerass of war rig. Loves Huckleberry. Great ad clear. Cannot be trusted near Lowes. Watches all the Marvel Movies and jerks off to Red Skull, from Fortnite. Non-binary....Hip hop and R&B singer.
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Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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99% Hitler

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler
person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"
by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023
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Hitler did that

A phrase used to ironically say thats not healthy, nice or straight out outragous,
Ey im gonna start brushing my teeth for 5 minutes now!
Dude you know actually hitler did that for real tho
Yeeeeah suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
by Mc Peng June 23, 2022
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Hitler

Person 1: You dude, I heard Hitler be spitting mad bars
Person 2: That's Kanye you idiot
by Big Papa 69 April 24, 2023
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Hitler

Germany is a country where an Austrian painter decided he liked it. Then it went to conquering the whole world but then some random stubby little Georgian man who was leader of the USSR decided- "Hey, let's invade these guys cause he invaded us like two weeks ago." And then Austrian painter killed himself.
"You know what, you are an American, and you're stupid."
"*cough cough* Hitler."
by FunnyLittleAustrianPainter September 21, 2022
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